Friday, February 03, 2012

knock knock

Honey, who was it at the door at this hour?....
Uhhh...some freak claiming to be Callistra Gingrinch...uhhhhh.....
Whaaaa? honey what did she want? 
Something about collecting human semen for Newts intergalactic breeding program...uhhh....
What's wrong with you? Honey are you all right? 
Uhhhhhhh........
Did you tell her you were going to call the cops if she didn't leave?
Uhhhhhhh.......
Honey? Are you alright?
Uhhhh...there was something about her eyes....I don't remember...............

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