My Deeply Felt Apology

I and many other bleeding heart librul commentators and bloggers have been venting their outrage on the persecuted and maligned Republican Party Conservatives who are trying to restore a sense of decorum, so to speak, to our electoral process.  We have spent an inordinate amount of time in falsely accusing them of lying in their claims of corruption and abuses while they attempt to purge the voting lists of ineligible voters. I was wrong, the system is being corrupted by dishonest voters and I stand humbly corrected. The last straw in demolishing my arguments and claims was the news that Liz Cheney's still works in Virginia and he’s not about to move his real special patootie to godfersaken Wyoming and is registered to vote in two states! This is a clear case of voter fraud!
Politico reported Wednesday that Cheney’s husband was registered to vote in both Virginia and Wyoming despite signing a document in the latter state saying he was not registered elsewhere. 
This is like being a little bit pregnant. Either you are or you’re not. The Conservative reformers are right, I was wrong and Liz Cheney’s Senate campaign in Wyoming continues to be dogged with news about her family.

Dick Cthulu And His Demonic Spawn

Who would have thought that her very special family ties could cause her so many problems? Do you think the conservatives who venerate her as their demonic warrior princess care? Nahhhhhh..............