Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Excuse me, but I seem to have a cockeroach problem here on the blog....you know how it is. You turn on the lights in the kitchen in the middle of the night and there's a little cockeroach scurrying across the counter...You'd probably say to yourself, "What's one little cockeroach?"...but you just know the next time you walk into that kitchen and turn on the lights you would find an entire cockeroach tropical island vacation resort booming with beach chairs, little umbrellas, water park rides going on right in your sink!
So I called in a cockeroach specialist, Mr. Jayne County, who has come out of retirement to perform his big punk hit from 1978, "If You Don't Wanna Fuck Me Baby, Baby Fuck Off" This is Jayne, what? almost 30 years later in 2005.
I'd call it a sound track for a cockeroach rapturing party........