Tuesday, September 22, 2009

This Bizarre Relationship


“What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”
Have you ever gotten involved with someone and then as the relationship progressed, you began to realize that in spite of the sex, the person you thought you knew was more than just a little nuts?
You know what I'm talking about. Going out and getting your face tattooed on their arm and then telling you that if you ever leave, they'll have to cut their arm off?
Maybe the idea of a suicide pact could be kind of special?
Calling repeatedly in the middle of the night to include you in their current paranoid fantasy?

Michelle, we're leaving, no,don't call...no, those threats won't work anymore...
Yes, I know I'm cruel, but sometimes you have to be cruel...
You'll appreciate this someday....
Go ahead jump! I don't believe you and nobody cares!

2 comments:

mud_rake said...

Ah, the Bachman numskull! As she was reelected after making a public ass of herself on many occasions, it might be interesting to take a field trip to her congressional distract and knock on a few doors to see what type of creatures inhabit the homes there.

steve said...

Abe, Teddy, and Ike are turning in their graves.