After 234 years the State of Virginia has finally dealt with the moral turpitude and havoc caused by the irresponsibely shameless and sinful exhibitionism displayed on
their Great Seal.
Since 1776, the Roman Goddess, Virtus has been exposing her naked breast and causing red blooded Virginian men and may I say, all normal manly men, such as myself to
occasions of sinful lust. When I see the exposed and shameless breast of the old seal, I have to admit, I become aroused and feel I have to get into my limousine and find an unmarried and perhaps underage virgin to defile. Just like any normal Virginian manly male!.If you look real close like, you can see the nipple of the Pagan Goddess's Breast! Look!...You have to look real hard, but it's there!
I have to give as hearty, manly, Thank You! to Virginia's State Attorney General,
John Cuccinelli. I'd shake your hand, but perhaps that isn't really manly.
Virginia may have been led astray by the Godless atheist, Thomas Jefferson, who designed the original seal and his version was even more sinfully butt naked, but manly men like John Cuccinelli, and the former Attorney General of the United States, John Ashcroft have put us back on the right path of morality and saved the honor of countless underage virgins by protecting them from the uncontrolled lustful desires of normal manly men who could be aroused to an occasion of sin by the ripe, luscious, full mature bosomly beauty of the seductive pagan goddess...uhhh...excuse me.......
Where did I park my limo?