I've lived in this country for almost 20 years and the only change I would make to this map is to change the title, Plus Belle La Vie....in the Marseille vicinity to Poubelle La Vie....

Plus Belle La Vie is the longest running French Soap Opera Series on French TV...Set in Marseille, but the running joke for the last 15 years is Poubelle La Vie...I guess that would translate to Life Is a Trash Can...to be specific, I live in the are with the big WINE and Foie gras  label, slightly to the west of NOTHING!

But, please, don't get me wrong. There is no other place I would rather be, somewhere beyond the sea. This is the only place that has ever felt like home to me.