MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT

As you know, I hold dual citizenship. I am an American, I live in France, but I have recently become a citizen of the country in a rather vague location somewhere near France...in the general vicinity, anyway, Groland.
Our tiny country of utter ploucs would like to extend it's hand of friendship in congratulations for the anticipated victory of Barack Obama.
The President has even condescended to make a special presentation of his utter submissive adoration with his special message and dance!

(this was from Saturday evenings Groland Magzine...yes I know it's supposed to be Magazine, but the A fell over and they are too lazy to fix it.)