Friday, July 27, 2007

Bush Will Briefly Be "President"


This weekend is the scheduled battery replacement operation date for Dick Cheney.
As I have reported before, this is a serious procedure, the battery in in the defillabrator implant in Mr. Cheneys chest. The battery is not simply replaced, the entire unit has to be replaced. Consequently, Mr. Cheney will be under anesthesia for a few hours and in intensive care for a while.
During this period, George Bush will actually be president of the United States for a short period of time. During the duration, Mr. Bush plans to play with the dog, go mountain bike riding and build a fort in the backyard.

1 comment:

Man with the Muck-rake said...

Good laugh [or is that a cry??]