Monday, January 25, 2010

Little Lord Billy


Another Democrat Senator shows his inner sissie and succumbs to his insecurities and is now afraid of the big bullies after the Republican win in Massachussetts.

Bill Nelson, Democrat Senator from Florida said today in an interview with ABC News that "The President is going to have to scale back his agenda after we pass health care reform."

This echoes a theme heard in echoing from pundit to pundit as they warn that Obama is too liberal. Sissies like Bayh have said the same thing.
The White House issued a statement that said in effect that the president wasn't "all powerful" and had to scale back his agenda.

Listen, nobody ever gets anything done in Washington by admitting weakness. When the Bush presidency was slugging it out in Florida courts and Cheney was asked on Meet The Press that if they were confirmed, "Would the Bush Administration have to compromise or scale back on its election platform?", Cheney affirmed that they would never compromise their principles. No matter how odious you feel that the Bush administration was, the one thing they never did was to show or admit weakness.

Here are 5 jokes about the eagerness of certain democrats to abandon Health care Reform in light of Browns elctoral victory, that I will give the Republicans to tell about Democrats if this behaviour keeps up! I'm getting disgusted.......



1. A Democratic congressman walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The Democratic congressman whimpers, “You’re right, I’m sorry, I never should’ve come in here, it’s all my fault, boo-hoo, please, bend me over, I’ll do whatever you want because I’m a little punk.” The bartender says, “Jesus Christ, you people are pathetic.”
2. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs wearing a sombrero? I don’t know, but whatever you call it, it’s got about 1,000% more fight in it than these jackass Democrats.
3. A member of the House Democratic Caucus goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “I have bad news and good news. The bad news is you have a broken foot. The good news is, you’re a congressman, which means you have health insurance, which means you’ll be able to get treatment without going totally bankrupt, unlike many of your constituents, who you are actively betraying by thinking only of your electoral prospects. And also,” the doctor continued, “I can’t believe you actually broke your foot by jumping off a bridge just because a Republican told you to. What kind of spineless loser are you? Get out of my office. I can’t stand to look at you.”
4. The entire United States Senate is flying on a plane when its engines start to fail. The plane starts falling through the sky. There are 100 senators on board, but only 41 parachutes. The Democrats say, “Let’s give all the parachutes to the Republicans—that way we can just sit on our fat asses and die while the plane crashes because we’re a bunch of self-hating pussies.”
5. Little Johnny Congressman (D) was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to go pee!” The teacher replied, “Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The proper word is ‘urinate.’ Use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will let you go.” Little Johnny thought for a bit, then said, “If a Republican wanted to urinate on me, I would let him because I have no self-respect.”

4 comments:

Laci the Chinese Crested said...

Yep, a total lack of leadership.

Engineer of Knowledge said...

Hello Microdot,
This pass Saturday on the Wanda Sykes Show, one of her jokes were, With Brown’s election to the Senate means that the Democrats no longer have a filibuster proof Senate…..Of course this really won’t change anything because it was not like they were using it anyway.

Like Harry Truman told the Democrats back in the late 1940’s when the Pansies Asses’ knees were shaking over what the Republicans might do, “Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don’t ever apologize for anything.”

Well I say, "Don’t worry what the Republicans might do, make them worry what you are going to do to them. Pass the legislation you were put in there to get done."

microdot said...

Like I said, The Republicans never let reality stand in their way when they were in power!
I think the Democrats never let power get in the way of reality...if I think about that statement long enough, it might begin to actually make sense!

mud_rake said...

Good stuff, Microdot, but too bad that the 'masses' here in America don't 'get it' at all. The combined ignorance factor of our citizens ranks just above the jackass.