Saturday, June 28, 2014

Negative Energy Vortex Alert!

Kirk to Enterprise! Spock, the tricoder is not operating properly...I feel if I'm being drawn into another reality...can you hear me Spock? What is happening to me?
Captain, we read you, but it's very hard to get a reading for the transporter to focus. You seem to be fading into another dimension. I think I know what is happening and we will try to get a lock on your signal, Captain...Stay with us Jim!
Spock, you were correct when you warned me not to visit the surface of this planet we once knew as ...Earth...I feel so strange, like my very intellect is disintegrating. I feel as if I being sucked into a negative universe...Help me, Spock.
Jim, hold on, it is a negative energy vortex, a physical/psychic phenomena that was activated in the early 21st century by a political party in the ancient geophysical territory once known as the United States.  They embraced stupidity and promoted ignorance as means to manipulate the masses with out realizing that once you get that shit flowing in the wrong direction, you can't stop it. There seems to be a disturbance in the temporal flow of time and space, and the gateway has opened into the stupid zone and you are being sucked into it!
Oh, Spock, I feel as if I have an irresistible urge to over act, to emote, to exaggerate, to expostulate...I want to scream Benghazi! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZIIIIIIIIII!
Well, Scotty, I think we lost the Captain....I'm in charge now and if we know what's good for us, we better get the fuck out of here warp 3 now! 
Aye Mr. Spock....I'll miss the Captain...
Me too, Scotty, but you heard Jim, he was beyond hope.....

You can't fuck with the psychic/physical laws of the universe and that's what the Republican Party seems to have done lately. Things in America have pretty much fallen apart and the Negative Energy Vortex has been activated. It's a real thing. I know! It's happened here in France with Francois Hollande...he might mean well, but he set the damn cycle in motion and now, no matter what he does, he's fucked. The Republicans have finally seemed to have set the cycle in motion in America.

Most Americans cannot correctly tell you which parties control which houses of Congress, the Negative Energy Vortex is already having it's detrimental effect.  The media is inundated with Donald Trump, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and....Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) sneaks up on a fellow congressman to "photobomb" him. Rep. Andy Harris (R-MD) may have accidentally legalized marijuana in DC while attempting to oppose decriminalization. Republican members of the Virginia House of Delegates broke into Governor Terry McAuliffe's office on a weekend to "deliver their budget." Virginia Republicans bribed a Democratic senator into resigning his seat with promise of a job, cell phone, and a car. Mississippi Tea Party leader kills himself after getting into trouble for his participation in an illegal entry into a nursing home to film Sen. Thad Cochran's (R-MS) demented wife. That doesn't even get into the Republican who is accusing his primary opponent of being dead and impersonated by a body double or John Boehner's announcement that he plans to sue the president for something he hasn't decided on yet. There's also something, something, IRS, The Benghazi! Committee, Govs. Scott Walker (R-WI) and Chris Christie (R-NJ) dodging prosecutors, Sen. Jeff Sessions opposing the Voting Rights Act, and Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) calling for the deportation of DREAMers. There's Ann Coulter on a jihad against soccer and people at Fox News speculating that the World Cup is itself a conspiracy to take people's minds of President Obama's travails.
There is always some set of b.s. that the right-wing media are humping, but there seems to be a confluence of streams of b.s. all coming together at the same time to create the phenomena of the gate way negative energy vortex or Galactic SuperStorm of Bullshit.
Bullshit criminal behavior and bullshit rhetoric on anabolic steroids.
The only saving grace for Republicans is that most people don't even know what they do, or what they're supposed to do. They just sense that Congress sucks, without appreciating exactly what kind of inter dimensional galactic disaster has been set in motion. This could be the plot of the next Star Trek Sequel. Much as I do not admire Winston Churchill, I have to give him credit for the quote of the day:


bj said...

"All The News That's Fit To Print" or "That's The Way It Is, Saturday, June 28th" or "That's The News. Goodnight, David. Goodnight, Chet." .... in one tidy, great little post!

squatlo said...

I was just taken to task by a female high school alumnus who berated me (and others) for posting too many political posts on FB. She's upset that people are bashing Hobby Lobby, says she loves the place, intends to continue shopping there. When I pointed out the hypocrisy of HL's argument(considering the fact that they have over $73 million in pension funds invested in contraception makers) she suggested more posts with kittens and puppies, said the political stuff was annoying.

sigh... Unicorns and hearts it is!