Ladies and Gentlemens, I have the extreme honor of presenting Lenor Whitney, the Republican candidate for Congress from the Great State of Louisiana. She's real, this is no joke. A climate change denier, a 9/11 "truther" and an Obama birther to boot. What more can I say? Elect Lenar! Help me in my campaign to destroy America as quickly as possible! Corporate Personhood is the future of the living dead! Hobby Lobby Rules! Hail Satan!