Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Obviously, A Hereditary Disorder

Obviously, this demands scholarly research. Is the affliction of Affluenza a genetic disorder? What mutation occurred in the DNA of the Crouch line as they clawed their way to the crest of the Texan Millionaire sludge pile? Inquiring minds want to know.
Fred Crouch, the father of Ethan Crouch (the kid who after repeated drunk driving arrests, killed 4 people and got off with probation and a slap on the wrist) was arrested for impersonation of a police officer...but this was just the tip of the iceberg in Fred's involvement with the Texan legal system...
Texas, where money talks and bullshit walks....
And in Texass, if you don't got the cash, we'll jes' fry your sorry ass.
Obviously, yer honor, muh client is the tragic victim of a hereditary disorder. An' we the citizens of the great state of Texas want to give assistance to those who are afflicted with this terr'bul affliction, so jes' tell me who to make the check out to and we'll make sure that Fred gets the best treatment that yer money kin buy,,,,,

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