Tuesday, August 07, 2007

American Plumbing

Le petit Nicolas is installed in the 8 bedroom, 11 bedroom Michael Appe vacation playhouse on Lake Winnepesaukee outside of Wolfeboro, New Hampshire. Eager to get a taste of real American style plumbing as there are m more toilets in that house than all of Versailles!
Yesterday, after a "People" style photo shoot, the trigger tempered micro potentate flipped out and flipped the bird at two AP Photographers who followed him out on the Lake in another boat. Unfortunately, the photographers didn't speak French and there was no one around who would translate the torrent of invectives he let loose.
Hey, Sarko, if you're gonna use foul language in America, at least speak English!
And the French people would like to know, who is paying the $30,000 plus per week rent on this house? You say you were invited by a "friend" and flew on a regular jet with your family....I hope Cecilia doesn't decide to go on one of her security nightmare shopping sprees and shut down Wolfesboro trying to buy cheese.
Who is paying for the security anyway?
I hear Bush is coming down to jog and share a hot tub...watch out for him, he's learned a bit about massage techniques from Vladimir Putin, but you've met Vlad too as I remember...Vashe zdrov'ye!

5 comments:

historymike said...

I was surprised to see this, given the high-profile position in which Sarkozy finds himself. Perhaps a minister can get away with the occasional tantrum, but people expect that the President of France behaves, well, like a President.

microdot said...

Mike, fasten your seat belt, we're in for a bumpy ride!
France is on vacation and he was just elected, the honeymoon will last until the oend of October.....
He's trying to project a Kennedy Camelot Image with his second unhappy marriage and their young son who is refered in the sarkozyist circles ans Le Dauphin.....His 2 long haired teen age spoiled party boy sons from his last marriage are in the background....Cecelia left him during the campaign because he destroyed teir apartment in a tantrum over her "affair" with the writer Marc Levy.
You are going to see the carefully orchestrated theatatrical performance he has prepared for the last five years open and close in the space of a few months.
My friend Bernard, the Professor of Philosophy still can't believe that France elected a president with a duck's ass!

Comandante AgĂ­ said...

I thought he'd be staying in the Putin suite at Kennebunkport. I guess he didn't want to go to Crawford - il fait tres chaud!

Anonymous said...

My Uncles house...

microdot said...

Cool...
Did they trash it? I hear you have to count the silverware after they leave.

Since then, it's onlu gotten trashier and he makes his new wife, the professional courtesan and model/songwriter, Carla Bruni dress up like Jacki Kennedy and tie him up with her Gucci belts.