PINKY AND THE BRAIN

Duhhh, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
The same thing we try to do every night,Pinky!
Duhhh, and what is that, Brain?
WE TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Note to Ms. Paulin, here is what a vice president does, please take notes as there will be a test:

1. Leaves undisclosed location for the White House.

2. Tells the President what to do.

3. Orders Chief of Staff to obstruct a series of investigations.

4. Snarls a few times.

5. Returns to undisclosed location.



John McCain turned 72 today and look what he gave us for his birthday....
The State of Alaska Legislature just voted $100,000 to fund an independant special investigator regarding an ongoing possible ethical violation involving Sarah.
It seems she is accused of firing the State Public Safety Commisioner because he is involved in a messy divorce with her sister. She denied it, but the order did come from her office.
And she is a freakin' global warming denier...She is an expert on foreign affairs according to FOX News....ooops, I meant FOX OPINION! After all, Alaska is right across the Bering Strait from RUSSIA! O MY GAWD! A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY!