Saturday, March 08, 2014

The Extremely Large Closet

I'm not sure who originally came up with the Big Tent concept to describe the "inclusive" strategy of the Republican Party. Was it Lee Atwater? Or Ronald Reagan? No matter, it became a cliche that seems to have imploded. But at this weeks CPAC Event, once again, we realize that the Big Tent has devolved into an extremely large closet.
Over the years, CPAC has developed a reputation, as sex blogger Tony Bravo put it, “ for being one of the biggest gay hook-up destinations this side of the White Party.” The Craigslist “No Strings Attached” section, over the years, has become a convenient spot for the same people who regularly attempt to deprive the LGBT community of equal rights–to get down and dirty with some hot, steamy “discreet” M4M action!
In the past, the Huffington Post and others have chronicled some of the ads found in the Craigslist scene. This year is sure to be no different, with many ads already popping up–though some, while entertaining, seem to exist just for the humor–but they are hilarious! As with everything right-wing, the line between farce and reality is so blurred that it can be difficult to tell the difference.
Here are just a few of the ads that have appeared so far. 

CPAC 24 m4m NSA – m4m (CPAC)
It is that time again and I want to have some NSA fun after the speeches
I want to f*ck your mouth while I sign you up on the health care market place.
I want you to be the gipper and go down on my jelly beans.
I want to be discrete

CPAC – I need a MAN. NOW! – m4m – 36 (CPAC convention)
So. I spend so much time in rural Indiana, CPAC is my only outlet for this sort of thing.
What I’m looking for, you, a masculine Ayn Rand, me, the 47%. And I want you to slap me around hard and give it to me good.
Or. . .you could bust in my room, catch me trying to enroll in a healthcare market place/state exchange, and the punish me for it. Punish me good.
We can meet at the bar first, if you want. I will be wearing khakis and a navy blue blazer.

@CPAC looking for my Allen West – m4m (CPAC)
What an incredible day today was! Christie and Jindal and some great sessions. I am ready to unwind and have some fun. I am looking to make one of my biggest fantasies come true.
Me: Police Uniform
You: Army Uniform
I want you to bring a couple other guys for this fantasy too!
We begin by you storming into my room with the other guys. The other guys will proceed to beat me (paddles, whips, floggers is up to them! or be creative ;-)
After I have been beaten, I want you to threaten my life and tell me that I am going to die for what I did. I got a nerf gun for this fantasy and I want you to blindfold me and place a garbage can next to me.
Here is the most important part…
Shoot the nerf gun at the garbage can and NOT me. I want to feel like you are going to shoot me but at the last moment you do not.
It may seem like a crazy fantasy but we all have our kinks
Afterwards we can hj, bj and a2m

Young and VERY curious wants older teacher – m4m – 24 (Gaylord Hotel)
Am 24y/o MWM at conference and its the first time I have been away from home. Have been very curious about what it might be like to experiment with another man. I have a fantasy where he dresses me in some sexy panties and has some lipstick for me to wear, and I make him a drink and sit in his lap while he enjoys it, and try to flirt with him and make him want me. I would like to feel what its like to be a girl for him, and feel him kiss me as he enters me. Its scary, but exciting at the same time. I figured at a hotel this might be the only chance I could explore this kind of thing. It would make it feel safer if it was with an older man who would be patient with me.

mwm for discreet action – m4m – 38 (Gaylord resort)
mwm athletic blue eyed guy looking for hot action while in town for conference. Looking for another bi straight or married guy in hotel or close by. Have some pics for trade before we meet.

College Freshman in Town for CPAC – m4m – 18 (Gaylord)
Coming into town Thursday afternoon through Sunday afternoon for a convention and looking to have some fun while here. Mostly looking for very hung individuals to mess around with. I have a thing for really big c*cks. So if you have one of those, hit me up. ;) I can deepthroat anything, and love to swallow.
Mostly bottom here. But enjoy topping cute twinks and am fairly hung myself.
Into a lot of different stuff and can get freaky.
Besides the big c*ck thing, I prefer that you are around 18 to 30 give or take. HWP and attractive.
Just hit me up and let’s see where things go. Can be very discreet, only here for a few days.
Please include a pic or two. I have more.

Jack off bud at my hotel – m4m – 36 (Convention Center /Downtown)
36 yr old horny prof guy here on biz, str8 attached, 5ft9 8uc told goodlooking, fun and horny and up for a laugh and mess around, hosting similar guys for a jack off session to some porn…. Hit me up with pics for response, hosting at hotel. Lets get whacking!
CPAC Head – 34 (DC)

Masculine, super discreet and clean cut blk guy looking to give head to masculine guy in town for CPAC. DDF only. Any race 

CPAC – m4m – 43 (National Harbor)
Radical libertarian would like to tie up and abuse proglodyte and leftover journalists.
Boys who look like Sally Kohn or Chris Hayes who need to be tied up, slapped around and fucked.
Also any Rick Santorum supporters in the closet or younger versions of Lindsey Graham or John McCain.
Or if you are just a decent constitutionalist type, we can have regular non-hate sex, or even a drink.
Your place

Looking for discreet fun while in town – 37 (Gaylord)
Horned up from being cooped up in speeches all day. Looking for some discreet fun tonight with one or more guys. White, 37, vers, 6’3”, 180, athletic shape, married, in town for a couple nights. Ideally looking for others close by or at the Gaylord with me. Hit me up with pics and stats in first email. Not looking for a lot of back and forth 

I don't even want to go near the Santorum thing, he brought it upon himself....But as psychotic sociopathic billionaire and Santorum mega donor, Foster Friess put it, Ricky Santorum is the "most persecuted man in America"! Wahhhhh!
 Friess also said, “What people love about Santorum is he is who is he. He speaks his words. He loves God. He loves his country and he loves gays.” Boy's, let's try to attempt a little decorum here. We all know Ricky really loves the fabulous people, because he is one, secretly. So what's the big deal?  Outing Republican politicians has become a national past time. It's not because we don't like gay people. It's because to be a conservative republican politician, you have to actively persecute gay people and nobody likes a tourist...especially a sociopathic psychopath who will do anything and destroy anything in their quest for power.  At the risk of violating Godwins Law, sort of like Joseph Goebbels. I'll just leave this here....

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