I definitely will not be in Toledo, Ohio on August 8th, 2014 to attend the The Annual Great Toledo Rib Off Festival in Maumee. They actually hired Ted Nugent to head line the music show. I guess he's still a favorite with the tea brain dead zombie crowd, but there is a growing controversy since this announcement was made earlier today. The Toledo Blade is sponsoring the event and claims they hired Ted before his latest Presidential Death Threat Controversy got his last concert cancelled in Texas. They claimed he was going to be paid $50,000 and they would have to pay him even if they cancelled.
Toledoans! Try to think of the children who will be seriously damaged for life after hearing this deranged old coot squrawk out a version of Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang!
In 1968, The City of Toledo cancelled a Doors Concert due to the conservative backlash after Jim Morrison was convicted of exposing his dick on stage in Florida. Now the conservatives in Toledo are claiming the progressive citizens of Toledo are denying Teddy his right to free speech. I guess there is a big difference between exposing your dick brained hate filled ignorance and a semi turgid body part. If you'd like to contribute to this controversy, here is a link to a petition to request that the Toledo Blade cancel Ted Nugent. After all, there will be children in the audience. I should tell you my Ted Nugent story...hint, he is either 1)... a bald faced blatant liar or 2)... a true LSD victim who has blacked out a truly epic bad acid experience which involved trying to murder his best friend and then a few weeks of catatonic behavior...If I were you, I'd pick choice 2, because it really happened in Detroit in 1967. He was never the same or quite sane.
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If he gets really excited maybe he will crap himself: that is how he got deferred from military service.
the Ol'Buzzard
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