For your white trash moment of the week. This just in from the LeHigh Valley, Pennsylvania News...
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.
This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.
"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.
The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about.
Young Adolph Hitler Campbell, frankly, did these folks gove him a "mullet" hair cut? You know, I don't care what you name your kids, Lil' Anus, Porkbut, Philomena, Clorox...It's your kid, your life, but when I see trash with a capital "T"...This is Trash O Rama!
"ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath's wife of three years and the mother of the children. "That's sad."
Others, such as Anti-Defamation League director Barry Morrison, applauded Shop Rite's decision.
"Might as well put a sign around their (the children's) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger," said Morrison. "What's the difference?"Also, check out a photo gallery
Let's face it, the fact that ShopRite wouldn't inscribe the cake for young Adolph and his attention starved lawsuit hungry habitually unemployed parents is not the case here...
This is a pinnacle of trashdom, a zenith in the annals of racist idiocy, and Debbie and Heath, we search far and wide for Trash that upholds the high standards we have established to exhibit here at thebrainpolice, and you folks take the cake, unfortunately, you'll have to ice it yourself.
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The poor children! As always, screwed-up parents screwing-up their kids.
Is that in the 'Alabama' section of PA?
Well, poor Heath and his wife Debbie, won't have to tell Lil'Adolph that he can't have a cake on his birthday.
Wall-Mart has happily agreed to make a cake saying,"HAPPY BITHDAY ADOLPH HITLER CAMPBELL!"
Some how I get the feeling that part of the problem is that Debbie and Heath are too dysfunctional to decorate the aforementioned pastisserie themselves.
I wonder how the teachers in school will address these ill-named children.
Will Ann Coulter insist that his full name always be used "because, he likes it"?
Fascinating story. I love your blog. And thanks for the heads up on Zappadan.
mikeb302000, I wanted to publish a list of blog links to the other Zappadan Elves sites, but look in the blog roll at the side and click on Aristocrats and you will see the full panoply of my poodle crazed compatriots.......
It's fun to do a google news search and reading the headlines concerning this topic. My favorite was "No Cake for Lil' adolph!"
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