Friday, July 23, 2010

What If Breitbart Had Edited It?

Check out this Twitter Feed! Here's a few creative examples: 
 • Huckleberry Finn: Affirmative action sends ungrateful black man on river cruise, using lib-approved child labor. (via)
2001: An intelligent computer heroically stops wasteful government spending on space exploration. (via)
Little Rascals: Juvenile delinquency caused by having black friends. Also, where's Buckwheat's birth certificate? (via)
Aladdin: Swarthy thief flees jail, abducts princess, kills trusted advisor & performs coup d'etat. (via)
• Black men stole the rock and roll sound from Marty McFly!!! (via)
• MLK's famous speech: "I have a dream that my nation will not be judged by character." (via)
Inglorious Basterds: Deranged Jewish woman murders innocent moviegoers (via)
The Lord of the Rings: Through grit, working class Hobbits take back 'their' Middle America from colored Orcs (via)


mud_rake said...

I note that our mutual internet pal sold his brain to Breitbart.

Engineer of Knowledge said...

Hello Microdot,
This was great and I laughed my ass off.

Yea, I think that recent events has shown how deep internet pal is into the Teabaggers and the likes of Breitbart.....Sad.

microdot said...

The poor boy tries to convince us that he has a mind of his own...but I think he has only confirmed my suspicions that his poor little mind is already owned....

Engineer of Knowledge said...

Hello Microdot,
I will be gone all weekend to marry off my oldest daughter. I did post a video clip on my site that will make you laugh your ass off. Enjoy and I will talk with you on Monday.