detachable autopen

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

and my autopen was missing again

this happens all the time,

It's detachable...

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it at home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble

but now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning, I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it....

And then I read that I signed a 4 year extension to the Patriot Act...