So far, the most commonly asked question has been: How do I deal with this pesky brimstone stuff and what exactly is it?
Our expert technical staff has this answer for you: Brimstone is the geological equivalent of the biological substance known as "Santorum". It solidifies in the atmosphere as it rains down in a burning maelstrom upon the damned. We have found it to be a rather good landscaping material once it cools down a bit.
Rapture hot line hot tip: Be sure to change your cat box before 7:30 pm this evening.
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I am always in for a pleasant surprise when I come here to read your anti-religion posts.
I wonder how many inquiries your 'hotline' dealt with and, if you can, what was the most odd question that a pre-rapturist asked?
Did you see the video of that NYC transit worker who spent his entire savings [$100,000] on posters. And the astonishment on his face when at 6:01 he was still standing there with the 'unclean' people surrounding him?
It was pitiful. Just one more person swindled by ancient manuscripts authored by charlatans.
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