Remember, the last Iowa "Straw Poll" predicted that Mike Huckabee would be our president in 2008. Putting that into it's proper context, it really doesn't seem to surprising that in the fall out from the latest descent into the inferno of the middle American psyche, the foresnic evidence would only seem that the ...uhh...triumphant victory of Michelle Bachmann would only confirm the diagnosis that something is really fucked...perhaps the medical term is KRAZEEEE? Yes, 9 out of 10 doctors would agree that America has gone completely fricking KRAZEEE. Again, I am dedicating this song, originally by Cee Lo Green and the band Gnarls Barkely, Crazy as the the new theme song by the Republican Party in America. It seems almost a shame to waste the video of Ben L'Oncle Soul reinterpreting it by channeling Otis Redding, but it really rocks....
Meanwhile, let me destroy your day and perhaps keep you shivering in terror at night by providing these images of Michelle and Marcus Bachmann at the Iowa State Fair Yesterday eating foot long deep fried corn dogs...Please believe me that no photo shopping mischief was involved in here...but perhaps you might find this comment by Cher, yes, that Cher.. a person who might have a little insight into the nature of Bachmannian behaviorlism, relevant....
elect me you assholes, I'll do anything for a photo op.... remember, elect Michelle and it's a two for one...I'm her lord and master... oh gawd...this corn dawg is making me KRAZEEEEEEEE! |
3 comments:
I'm wondering if Mr. B has downed a few if these wieners in their raw, warm form.
the wisdom of cher....
Not Dr. Marcus's first dog, I'm pretty sure. Might be the first time Michele's watch him with one, though. You're right, it's getting crazy...
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