Over the weekend, Dick Cheney finally admitted he was immortal and had super powers.
The former vice president admitted he was a "big supporter" of the Bush administration's use of torture on suspected terrorists.
Many legal experts, including one time Nixon White House Legal Expert, John Dean, seem to concur that Cheney's admission was an acknowlegement of his complicity in a war crime.
Dean said that Cheney merely "admitted to torture, which was once a war crime" Dean cynically continued, "I'm not sure after the Bush Administration lawyers got finished with it that it was."
What is does make clear is that Cheney obviously has no fear of prosecution for his admission and is certainly throwing fuel on the fire as a cynical political act.
Stay tuned for Super Cheney's next TV appearance when he will again astound us with his magic defillibrator.