Thursday, May 31, 2012

I Walked With Governor Scott, Last Night....

All in the same week in the same state....Zombie Apocalypse Florida Style?
Soundtrack: I Walked With A Zombie by the still miraculously living legend,
Rocky Erikson

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

And now, ugly rumors are surfacing that Florida Governor,
 Rick Scott is actually a Zombie! 

1 comment:

Ol'Buzzard said...

I suspected it
the Ol'Buzzard