Sunday, January 02, 2011

BrainPoliceSurvey

Name               ....................................
Occupation      ....................................
Residence        ....................................
Age (optional) ....................................

Where would you like your body or its remains to spend the rest of eternity? 
If a monument or marker were to be placed to indicate the site  of your remains,
what would it be, and what would you like it to say?
Is there anything in particular you'd like to wear or take with you?

Thank You for taking my survey,
Microdot
thebrainpolice.blogspot.com

4 comments:

squatlo said...

I'm not sure I want to hasten this conversation, but here goes.
Bob "Squatlo" Timmerman
Dazed and Confused Photographer
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
56 years

If my wishes are followed I'll be cremated, and my ashes will be dusted out (ala Big Lebowski) into the Little Pigeon River in the Greenbriar area of the Great Smoky Mountains (despite regulations against such littering)

Any marker would be inappropriate, but if I had one it should read, "Never Voted for a Republican"

microdot said...

well, my survey was more of an artistic statement of sorts...i really didn't expect answers, but it is interesting,,,
Microdot (patrick)
artist, itinerant musician, assorted other self inflicted pastimes
Badefols d'Ans, France
60 years

I expect to be cremated and my remains encased in a rather embarrassing piece of lawn sculpture...preferably an x rated garden dwarf which must be handed down as a family heirloom.
"Don't Touch That Dwarf! It's your great uncle, Microdot!"

Anonymous said...

Name: Dave Ozonoff
Occupation: teacher
Residence: Cambridge, MA
Age: 68

I told my wife to burn me to reduce volume and then dump me down the toilet. She says she won't. Fact, is, I'll be dead so it doesn't matter. I won't exist any more.

mud_rake said...

Name: Raker of the Mud

Occupation: bon vivant, plumber, gardner and writer

Residence: Toledo, OH

Age: soixante-neuf

Scatter my ashes from a rowboat over our favorite lake.