Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Official Head Of The G-Mens Wimmin' Haters Uterus Squad

I have a hard enough time lookin' at this guys picture without imagining him standing in back of me, breathing through his mouth and mumbling to himself, in line at a Wall Marts with a tote basket full of froze fish sticks. I believe that I would be very nervous.
This is the esteemed pooty obsessed Republican Georgia State Representative, Robert (Bobby) Franklin. He already has sponsored legislation that would classify abortions as "murder", and to change the language of criminal complaints by woman who report rapes so as to not cast aspersions on the character of the alleged rapist....
Two weeks ago, Bobby said that repealing DADT was the same as allowing drug dealers to join the military. Franklin has also sponsored a bill requiring Georgia to transact all its business in gold and silver coins, as is stipulated by the Constitution.
His latest foray into his fervid fantasy land of wimmins private parts is that police will have to investigate all miscarriages to ensure that they were "spontaneous." Here's the complete bill. Via Daily Kos:
Franklin wants to create a Uterus Police to investigate miscarriages, and requires that any time a miscarriage occurs, whether in a hospital or without medical assistance, it must be reported and a fetal death certificate issued. If the cause of death is unknown, it must be investigated. If the woman can't tell how it happened, than those Uterus Police can ask family members and friends how it happened. Hospitals are required to keep records of anyone who has a spontaneous abortion and report it. Yup, we've been waiting for someone to suggest this--and Franklin has. Needless to say, there are no exceptions allowed. Not for rape victims. Not for incest victims. Not to save the life and health of the mother (the fetus must get equal care).

Where to next, Oh Bobby?


Engineer of Knowledge said...

Hello Microdot,
This just in and it complements your posting!!

The head of the Republican Party in the House, John Boehner, (you know the Party of “Christian Values”, proposing creating the BIG BROTHER "Uterus Police," (or Thought Police) and “Family Values”) has his very own Sex Scandal! Affairs with not just one but Two Mistresses!

The Speaker of the House is accused of cheating on his wife of 37 years with two young women in Washington D.C., lobbyist Lisbeth Lyons and former press secretary Leigh LaMora.

Now isn’t this just special and delicious!!!!

microdot said...

Read my earlier post, Leave It To Boehner....
Complete with theme music, staring John Boehner as uhhh....The Boehner!