Saturday, February 12, 2011

Will You Still Respect Me When I Turn Off The Television?

Ohh, baby baby baby, you know you love it, cause I'm the FOX and who loves you baby? You know, no one gives it to you like the FOX man does cause you know, baby, I going to be given it to you all night long. I'm going to tell you every thing you want to hear that no one else will ever tell you! Know why? Cause I'm the FOX Man Babyyyy. You wanna hear about Obama? I'll tell you everything you need to know about Obama, cause baby, he  don't love you like I do! Now get the hell out my bed, cause even though, you know I been lyin to you,  you don't really care. Cause, you love it, and you know it and you gonna be back again tonight , for more, cause you be loving your FOX man and you ain't never gonna change that channel......
(microdot public service alert: If you or a loved one plans to actually watch FOX News, 
please use a condom.)

2 comments:

squatlo said...

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF...

mud_rake said...

Funny and sadly true!