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You want to ask yourself, "How can these guys do it?" They're Insane, the prices won't last and if you don't act now, you are going to regret not picking up off shore drilling rights at never to be repeated prices! You always dreamed of building a luxury subdivision in a National Forest? Don't dream, Buy Now! With the first 50 sales of 20,000 aces or more Georgie is giving a free , that's right, Free Presidential Pardon!
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But you have to act fast and ACT NOW! These deals won't last and the prices will never be repeated. Remember, Crazy Georgie and Mad John McCain, with prices so low...