Another remake of an ancient monster movie, McCain Attacks 2008, on your televisions now. Watch as the cranky monster tries to get your attention. He will make you squirm with irritated and uncomfortable boredom as he tries to remember the statements he made the day before. Oh, he really tries to be scary as he accuses his opponent of being a socialist, a non patriot, a rock star who is somehow connected with Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton and you didn't actually hear him say it, but is there a connection there? Hmmm? Two blonde white women and a mixed race presidential candidate....naw, he didn't really say it...his ad only subliminally makes the connection if you are predispositioned to have such thoughts, and if you are, you should be ashamed of yourself! McCain would say so if you said it to his face!
Watch him lie, watch him distort the truth, watch him blurt out the first opportunistic answer on any subject that he thinks will please the audience he is pandering to at any given time!
With a cast of Karl Roves' top operatives and the publicity team that gave you George Bush Jr, who up to now held the title of the very worst scariest president ever, John McCain Attacks 2008 is in the running to deliver perhaps a real challenge to that title!
You'll squirm, You'll fidget, You will probably groan in discomfort as John McCain 2008 meanders on and on and wanders into the gutter talking to himself trying to take you and the rest of a disheartened, bored, depressed nation with him.
Here is a scene from John McCain Attacks 2008, probably one of the high points,
John McCain discovers the internet! Run, but not with any sharp objects and look both ways before crossing busy streets.