Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Velkom To der Frei Typical Demokraticsh Style Republicanian Debate!

Velcomin To Der Repubicanian Party...dis essen a simple summation, all uf vhat you is needing to know from last nachts free and open demokratisch style debate in Nordz Carolina or vhat haf you... Danke, don't efen try to antagonize or dizagree with the official ezpecially zeelected audience, or they vill hurt you...badly.
If you need more, here is de entire intellecktual style exchange zimplified for you into a very easy to chigest 100 sekonds, so vee dunt hurt your leetle brainz out.....

You know, der vas too much talkink in der debate...eviciency! Dis ess vhat ess vrong mit Amerika today!
Vhy ess der so many ideas? Vhy zo much wasted time? Vhy zo many idiots standink around chust talking? Vhy are zey standink talking? Vhy are zey lookink de vay dey look? Actink der vay dey act? Show us your papers! Vunce veee knew how to get stuffs done der right way! Don't Talk! Chust Listen! Right Newt?
de gut old vashioned, evvizient vay instead of the sissy democratizsche
debate... der newt talks, you vill lizten!
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