Thursday, May 01, 2014

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before.....

So, the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford appeared again in a new video, smoking crack cocaine over the weekend in the base ment of his sisters house. He already apologized for the first "incident" and then after a number of out of control drunken videos went viral, he apologized again to the good citizens of Toronto and claimed he was undergoing treatment and had accept Jesus into his very enlarged well larded heart and then launched his re election campaign. I think this says much more about the suburban white racist voters of Toronto who support Ford. He knows how to work the room, for sure, but they are the ones who empower him. He actually went up in the polls after his last apology and confession. So, Rob, apologized, again and claims he's taking a leave of absence and going into rehab...no, no, no...and "temporarily" suspending his re election campaign. Look, Rob, can I give you some advice for your new campaign slogan? In fact, you don't have to pay me for this one!
OKAY, EH?  MAYBE I'M A MORBIDLY OBESE RACIST HOSER CRACK HEAD, 
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT SARAH PALIN!

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