Hello Microdot, Sure looks like "Lard-Tard" heaven to me. Now honey....after you park in the handycap spot up real close to the store, go see if they have one of those scooters I can get my fat ass into, you know, the one with the extra wide seat; so I don't have to walk so far to see Sarah Palin at this here Tea Party gathering.
That Obama better not mess with my disability check...I have heart propblems you know...he may put me on that death panel list....Sarah said so.
Wait a second, they's still plenny of parkin' in the handicap. Les stop at that Bob Evans up the road for a $5.95 Deep Dish Last Meal! Git my walker outta the trunk...
I think I just read a blurb the other day - although I may have dream't it, that the Pentagon has began a study, or has finished a study- This study is making the case that America's Obesity epidemic is a threat to national security.
Again, I may have dream't it, it's finals week and my brain is mush.
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Hello Microdot,
Sure looks like "Lard-Tard" heaven to me. Now honey....after you park in the handycap spot up real close to the store, go see if they have one of those scooters I can get my fat ass into, you know, the one with the extra wide seat; so I don't have to walk so far to see Sarah Palin at this here Tea Party gathering.
That Obama better not mess with my disability check...I have heart propblems you know...he may put me on that death panel list....Sarah said so.
Wait a second, they's still plenny of parkin' in the handicap. Les stop at that Bob Evans up the road for a $5.95 Deep Dish Last Meal!
Git my walker outta the trunk...
Speaking of "walkers" did you know that Silvio Berlusconi has a litty bitty one with wheels on it that he uses as a "sexual" aid?
Whoa! Lard and grits- fine eat'n.
I think I just read a blurb the other day - although I may have dream't it, that the Pentagon has began a study, or has finished a study- This study is making the case that America's Obesity epidemic is a threat to national security.
Again, I may have dream't it, it's finals week and my brain is mush.
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