Sunday, March 16, 2008

OH GREAT SWAMI!


Oh Great Swami, who knows all and sees all, what glimpse of the unknowable future can your mysterious wisdom allow us mere mortals?

The Swami sees Wars and more Wars! Swami sees a war in Iraq that could last
100 years.
The Swami sees Al Qaeda trying to influence American Elections!
The Swami is singing Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!
This mantra seems to calm him and induce his visions. We must all chant with him!
Can he tell us anything about the economy?
Hmm, things are hazy, try again later.....
What is the source of your great knowlege and ancient wisdom?

The Swami gazes dreamily, in his trance state at the sacred picture of
Dick Cheney's rather large and glowing buttocks.

All together now: Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!

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Jeanette said...

Didn't OBL take credit for the Democrats taking back the House and Senate in 2006? Doesn't he put out videos and recordings just before the elections? Aren't Americans voting just the way he would like?

If so, then how can you infer that they are not trying to influence American elections? After all, they managed to change the Spanish elections a few years ago or is your memory that short?

Bomb a train and the Spaniards will vote for a new government, thinking they will then be safe. But they aren't any more safe than anyone else, are they?

If you're not a radical Muslim you stand no chance, and if you are a radical Muslim who happens to cross the leadership you have your head handed to you.

microdot said...

That's one of the most empty headed posts so far you have left here.

Jeanette said...

Since you haven't refuted it please explain why it's empty-headed.

microdot said...

In other words your fear of Al Qaeda makes you believe that a vote for anything but pure republican brand conservatism is a vote for Al Qaeda?

You seem to be trapped in a closed circuit of fear. You vote Republican because you are afraid of Al Qaeda but if people vote Democrat it's because they are afraid of Al Qaeda.
If Al Qaeda wants the Democrats to win then they scare the Americans by releasing a tape to coincide with an election and..uhhh...George Bush gets elected?
Wait, am I missing something in your logic?

Jeanette said...

Did I say all that? Gee! Who knew?

Jeanette said...

I was actually questioning your accusation that people think Al Qaeda and OBL influence our elections.

OBL thinks so.

Jeanette said...

I thought you libs understood "nuance". Or is that a forbidden word this time around?

microdot said...

Hah! Score and point! And you didn't evn compliment me on my brilliant art work...I'm not doin this because I'm such a handsome bastard, I'm doin it for the little people out there, my agent, Maury Silverfishh, the public relation firm Vermin and Vermin and Associates...most of all, I'm doin it for you!