Oh Great Swami, who knows all and sees all, what glimpse of the unknowable future can your mysterious wisdom allow us mere mortals?
The Swami sees Wars and more Wars! Swami sees a war in Iraq that could last
The Swami sees Al Qaeda trying to influence American Elections!
The Swami is singing Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!
This mantra seems to calm him and induce his visions. We must all chant with him!
Can he tell us anything about the economy?
Hmm, things are hazy, try again later.....
What is the source of your great knowlege and ancient wisdom?
The Swami gazes dreamily, in his trance state at the sacred picture of
Dick Cheney's rather large and glowing buttocks.
All together now: Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!